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Thread: It was fun while it lasted for Jimmer...

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    I wrote this about you Mr. West's Avatar
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    There is no conspiracy. Rivers is a better defender, passer, rebounder and is just flat out more athletic then Jimmer. Ajinca deserves minutes before Jimmer as he might be our best bench player, where are his fans at?
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  2. #102
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. West View Post
    There is no conspiracy. Rivers is a better defender, passer, rebounder and is just flat out more athletic then Jimmer. Ajinca deserves minutes before Jimmer as he might be our best bench player, where are his fans at?
    And if Austin Rivers is better than you, than you are garbage!

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    For the record, we are 1-0 when Jimmer gets more than 4 min in a game, and 0-2 when he gets 4 or fewer minuets in a game.
    If you Jimmer it, they will come.

  4. #104
    Quote Originally Posted by UNO Gracias View Post
    For the record, we are 1-0 when Jimmer gets more than 4 min in a game, and 0-2 when he gets 4 or fewer minuets in a game.
    and we played Orlando, you are a clown!

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    What, I thought my numbers would make sense for ESPN, or your typical Lebron James, Payton Manning love fest.

  6. #106
    Quote Originally Posted by UNO Gracias View Post
    For the record, we are 1-0 when Jimmer gets more than 4 min in a game, and 0-2 when he gets 4 or fewer minuets in a game.
    Good point.

    Also we pulled away in the 3rd quarter when Jimmer was on the court playing defense and Orlando only got a single basket.

  7. #107
    Quote Originally Posted by Pelicanned View Post
    Good point.

    Also we pulled away in the 3rd quarter when Jimmer was on the court playing defense and Orlando only got a single basket.
    And when Jimmer eats a ham sandwich for lunch, our win percentage jumps to 120%.

    SOMEONE GET THAN MAN A HAM SANDWICH.

  8. #108
    Quote Originally Posted by SeaLegs View Post
    And when Jimmer eats a ham sandwich for lunch, our win percentage jumps to 120%.

    SOMEONE GET THAN MAN A HAM SANDWICH.
    Really? I honestly didn't know that. Does he blog this stuff?

  9. #109
    That's news to me as well. More espn stats I supose.

  10. #110
    Quote Originally Posted by UNO Gracias View Post
    That's news to me as well. More espn stats I supose.
    Yeah it's their new Ham Sandwich Tracker app that you can download. Shows stats for all ham sandwiches consumed and you can even plot the data over time or games played. Synergy what? This is the future.

  11. #111
    Thats gold Jerry!

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    Honestly, I think if we traded Jrue, we could free up so much space and playing time for Jimmer. Then we can at least resign Jimmer on the cheap now and bring in a good SF in FA even if Gordan opts out.



  13. #113
    I don't feel sorry for the people crying for Jimmer. I feel poorly for people people arguing with them thinking this is worth arguing. This is a joke thread, and if it's not it should be considered one by anyone who has eyes and the ability to interpret the data it sends with their brain in a reasonable matter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BallSoHard View Post
    I don't feel sorry for the people crying for Jimmer. I feel poorly for people people arguing with them thinking this is worth arguing. This is a joke thread, and if it's not it should be considered one by anyone who has eyes and the ability to interpret the data it sends with their brain in a reasonable matter.
    WHO are YOU to tell ME what I THINK is a JOKE? I'm SINCERE about this

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    If these guys would only see that Monty is free of criticism here they would probably move along.

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    wtf is a jammer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BallSoHard View Post
    I don't feel sorry for the people crying for Jimmer. I feel poorly for people people arguing with them thinking this is worth arguing. This is a joke thread, and if it's not it should be considered one by anyone who has eyes and the ability to interpret the data it sends with their brain in a reasonable matter.
    I feel sorry for people feeling poorly for people arguing with people crying for Jimmer.

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    Why do we have a mormand on our team anyways?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. West View Post
    There is no conspiracy. Rivers is a better defender, passer, rebounder and is just flat out more athletic then Jimmer. Ajinca deserves minutes before Jimmer as he might be our best bench player, where are his fans at?
    Ajinca had a great game. Need to get him more minutes but I hate how Monty insists on getting him the ball 15 feet from the basket to distribute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NOLa. View Post
    Why do we have a mormand on our team anyways?
    Basketball raisins

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    FREE PATRIC!!!

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    In other news, Jimmer donated 900 sweatshirts to a school in NY today. Say what you want about his basketball ability, he's a class act. I could see him as a Derek Fisher figure someday or a talking head on ESPN.

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    Breaking News Story:

    It appears several New Orleans basketball fans died of shock tonight at the Smoothie King Center after Jimmer Fredette was given his first plus-20-minute game this season. Fredette went 2-12 from the field with 0 assists and 0 rebounds, while allowing his man to drop 40. Sources say these unfortunate victims were under the impression that Fredette was actually an NBA rotation player. This misconception scheme, made popular in recent years, come when a player can't ever crack an NBA rotation, put puts up great statistics in tiny amounts of garbage-time minutes.

    Just kidding...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pelicanned View Post
    In other news, Jimmer donated 900 sweatshirts to a school in NY today. Say what you want about his basketball ability, he's a class act. I could see him as a Derek Fisher figure someday or a talking head on ESPN.
    I don't think I've seen anyone on here say differently...

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