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Xist2inspire
Johnny: All righty then, now that we've had our first few questions and have introduced our main guys, let's bring out our two top offseason acquisitions!
Silence from the crowd. Seriously, who's gonna get excited over Tim Thomas & Jonathan Bender?
Johnny: Oooooookay...first off, we needed more bench support and someone to help Rudy adjust to the "combo forward" NBA role........so give a warm desert welcome to T2, the Terminator, Tim Thomas!
Only a few polite claps. J. Felders chuckles. "Terminator, huh? Yeah, he's a machine all right.....one that's in constant need of maintenance."
Johnny: Moving on.....we also needed some versatility at C, so say hello to the Fender Bender, Jonathan Bender!
This time, nothing. At all.
Johnny: We also picked up F Maurice Taylor and good ol' Cedric Ceballos.
Cheers for Cedric, a fan favorite throughout his two stints in Phoenix in the 90's.
Johnny: Let's recap......
FA/Offseason acquisitions:
F Tim Thomas, #2
C Jonathan Bender, #24
PF Maurice Taylor, #23
SG Cedric Ceballos, #1
Johnny: Okay, any more questions? Anyone?