GM Ian Quailmen takes the podium.
Quailmen: Greetings, Buckaroos! Welcome to another wonderful Media Session with yours truly, Ian Quailmen. Coming off of the heels of quite possibly one of the most historic seasons in the history of the Bucks franchise since the NBA Redraft of 2000, I would first and foremost like to thank our fans for being the best in the NBA. Everything we do is for you guys, and, to the same effect, all moves we made during the off-season have been for our fans.
Quailmen: I would like to take a brief moment to congratulate our team on a wonderful season, despite a tough loss to the NBA Champion New Orleans Hornets. It was a great ride that we hope not to stop just yet. We'd like to congratulate Gilbert Arenas on his MVP season, to which I know personally he is only a part of the whole. And a great whole we were. On that note, on behalf of the Bucks franchise, I would like to express our thanks and gratitude to those who have moved on from our franchise since the end of last season. First and foremost, I would like to wish Brian Grant the best of luck in Utah; over the past few seasons Brian has been an integral part of this team offensively and defensively. His veteran presence was always greatly appreciated. We would also like to send our best wishes to John Salmons, whose time with the time was short but impactful. Next, to Mike Miller and Scot Pollard, and may they have great seasons in Toronto (except in games against us).
Quailmen: Now onto the team that will be your 2006-2007 Milwaukee Bucks! We'll start with some new faces... or should I say new and old?
Quailmen: He originally signed with us 3 seasons ago, and unfortunately at the time, moves had to be made to better our franchise. However, fate has brought our freakish rebounding forward back to Milwaukee. Ladies and gentlemen, SHAREEF ABDUR-RAHEEM!
Quailmen: Our next newest addition comes to us after spending his career with the Utah Jazz. An all-around front court threat on both ends of the court. Introducing... ANTOINE WALKER!
Quailmen: Also acquired across the course of our offseason and bringing their talents to THE KEE... DESMOND MASON! ... RON MERCER! ... CHUCKY ATKINS!
Quailmen: Now some returning faces... Our defensive force down low... TYSON CHANDLER!
Quailmen: Our young and hungry two guard... TONY ALLEN!
Quailmen: The REAL Sixth Man of the Year, laying the wood to all those who stand in his path... CHANNING FRYE!
Quailmen: The bench glue. The scrapper. The guts of this team... CORLISS WILLIAMSON!
Quailmen: Last but not least... YOUR MVP... MILWAUKEE VALUABLE PLAYER... GILBERT AREEEEEEEEEEEEENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSS!
Quailmen: All of our players have been training viciously through training camps and team sessions. With these men, we have only one goal: a NBA Title. From this day, we plan to take this league by storm, continue our path to greatness, and not let any team stop us until we are the champions of the Association.
Quailmen: We are your Milwaukee Bucks. Any Questions?