MEMORIAL DAY TRADE EXTRAVAGANZA!!!

[NMThreeMVP]

Some of these are mutha chuckin nice trades...

And some of these suck. I mean, really, really, suck.

Enjoy. Happy Memorial Day!

1.
ATL Trades: Al Horford/pick 18
NO Trades: Pick 6 and 2014 #1

2.
BOS Trades: Paul Pierce/pick 16
NO Trades: Eric Gordon

3.
BKY Trade: Pick 22
NO Trade: Robin Lopez

4.
CHA Trades: Thomas/Henderson(S/T)/pick #3
NO Trades: Pick #6/EG

5.
CHI Trades: Pick 20/Deng
NO Trade: Eric Gordon

6.
CLE Trades: Varejao/pick #1
NO Trades: Vazquez/Lopez/Pick #6/2014 #1

7.
DET Trades: Villanoava/Pick #8
NO Trades:

8.
IND Trades: Granger/Pick #23
NO Trades: Gordon

9.
MIL Trades: Illyasova/Jennings(S/T)
NO Trades: Gordon/Pick #6

10.
NY Trades: Stoudamire/Shumpert/Pick #24
NO Trades: Gordon

11.
ORL Trades: Davis/Harkless/Afflalo
NO Trades: Gordon/6

12.
PHI Trades: Hawes/Turner
NO Trades Gordon

13.
TOR Trades: Lowry/Ross
NO Trades: Vazquez/Pick #6

14.
WAS Trades: Webster(S/T)/Pick #3
NO Trades: Pick #6/2014 Pick #1

15.
DAL Trades: Marion/Pick #13
NO Trades: 2nd round pick/poboy

16.
DEN Trades: McGee/Chandler/pick 27
NO Trades: Pick #6/Lopez

17.
GS Trades: Biedrins/Jefferson/Tompson
NO Trades: Pick #6

18.
HOU Trades: Jones/Lin/Robinson
NO Trades: Pick #6

19.
LAC Trades: Bledsoe/Jordan/Green
NO Trades: Gordon/Lopez

20.
MEM Trades: Davis/Wroten
NO Trades: Vazquez

21.
MIN Trades: Williams/Ridnour/Pick #9
NO Trades: Gordon

22.
LAL Trades: Gasol (receive Lopez/6)
GS Trades: Jefferson/Biedrins/Thompson (receive Gasol)
NO Trades: Lopez/#6 (receive Jefferson/Biedrins/Thompson)

23.
OKC Trades: Lamb/Sefolosha/Perkinks/pick 12
NO Trades: Gordon

24.
POR Trades: Batum/10
NO Trades: Gordon/6

25.
SAC Trades: Salmons/Cousins/7
NO Trades: Gordon/6

26.
SAN Trades: Leonard
NO Trades: Gordon/6

27.
UTA Trades: Burk/Hayward/14/21
NO Trades: Gordon/6

28.
MIA Trades: D.Wade (Receive CP3)
LAC Trades: CP3(S/T)/Bledsoe (Receive Gordon/M.Teague/#6/#20
CHI Trades: Deng/Hinrich/Teague/20 (Receive Wade/Thomas)
NO Trades: Gordon/Thomas/6 (Receive Deng/Bledsoe/Hinrich)

[smcgull]

Whichever trade that Monty and Dell like the most, I hope they can get it done. But who knows they may just use the draft and FA.

[IamQuailman]

Holy crap.

[Smow-]

Somebody call the paramedics ahead of time, cause Guru is probably gonna have a heart attack...

[Purple Haze]

#3 made me laugh out loud

[kclaboy504]

#25 please.

[Liltiger]

I would love to do #16 or #23.

[Mythrol]

I just had a nose bleed from all these trade ideas.

[IamQuailman]

Somebody call the paramedics ahead of time, cause Guru is probably gonna have a heart attack...

I think Guru either changed his name or created a troll account... wait is if he created a troll account... what is his real account?!?! lol

[wuggie]

Guru just totally ****** himself. Lmao I have no idea what word I just bleeped out but there's a lot that fit there

[ScoutWithoutClout]

dude nice work. a lot of these are plausible.
2. paul pierce would be a great player to put next to our young core for a year.
8. granger would be nice + the pick (despite age and injury).
12. hawes and turner. this is my favorite because turner has never lived up to potential but the skill is there
16. mcgee has an incredibly high p.e.r. but only plays 18 mins a game, that needs to change.
19. bledsoe would be a great addition
25. cousins is the perfect type of center to put next to a.d. (if he gets his mind right)

[Purple Haze]

dude nice work. a lot of these are plausible.
2. paul pierce would be a great player to put next to our young core for a year.

Shabazz is Pierce lite, might as well just draft him.

[ScoutWithoutClout]

his game is similar - physical for a guard. pierce would be a nice mentor though because he stuck with the same team for years and finally got his championship. i don't want a.d. leaving once his contract is up.

you could technically see pierce mentoring shabazz for a year

[PelsFan2313]

Guru needs to step up his game.

His reputation is in serious jeopardy...

But seriously, thanks for the effort man. Much appreciated.

[NOLa.]

Who is Guru?

[Heavy]

nice friggin post!

[WhoDatPelican]

[Pelican589]

Some of these are mutha chuckin nice trades...

And some of these suck. I mean, really, really, suck.

Enjoy. Happy Memorial Day!

1.
ATL Trades: Al Horford/pick 18
NO Trades: Pick 6 and 2014 #1

Hell no

2.
BOS Trades: Paul Pierce/pick 16
NO Trades: Eric Gordon

Hell no, Pierce is too old and would want to play for a championship contender

3.
BKY Trade: Pick 22
NO Trade: Robin Lopez

Nets don't need Robin
4.
CHA Trades: Thomas/Henderson(S/T)/pick #3
NO Trades: Pick #6/EG

Hmm, I'd have to think about it

5.
CHI Trades: Pick 20/Deng
NO Trade: Eric Gordon

Sign me up! Deng is an expiring contract, plus we get a pick

6.
CLE Trades: Varejao/pick #1
NO Trades: Vazquez/Lopez/Pick #6/2014 #1

Pass

7.
DET Trades: Villanoava/Pick #8
NO Trades:

8.
IND Trades: Granger/Pick #23
NO Trades: Gordon

Eh, the only thing that is intriguing about this is Granger coming off the books next year, but Granger will never be the player that Gordon is again.

9.
MIL Trades: Illyasova/Jennings(S/T)
NO Trades: Gordon/Pick #6

Pass

10.
NY Trades: Stoudamire/Shumpert/Pick #24
NO Trades: Gordon

Not a big Amare fan, but I'd consider this

11.
ORL Trades: Davis/Harkless/Afflalo
NO Trades: Gordon/6

Nope

12.
PHI Trades: Hawes/Turner
NO Trades Gordon

Sure, maybe throw in a 2nd round pick in 2014?

13.
TOR Trades: Lowry/Ross
NO Trades: Vazquez/Pick #6

No

14.
WAS Trades: Webster(S/T)/Pick #3
NO Trades: Pick #6/2014 Pick #1

Nah

15.
DAL Trades: Marion/Pick #13
NO Trades: 2nd round pick/poboy

We don't have a 2nd round pick for the next few years

16.
DEN Trades: McGee/Chandler/pick 27
NO Trades: Pick #6/Lopez

McGee could be a good energy guy off the bench if he got his head screwed on straight, but I'm mixed on this proposal

17.
GS Trades: Biedrins/Jefferson/Tompson
NO Trades: Pick #6

Intriguing, mainly because of Thompson

18.
HOU Trades: Jones/Lin/Robinson
NO Trades: Pick #6

Hell no

19.
LAC Trades: Bledsoe/Jordan/Green
NO Trades: Gordon/Lopez

Maybe

20.
MEM Trades: Davis/Wroten
NO Trades: Vazquez

Nah

21.
MIN Trades: Williams/Ridnour/Pick #9
NO Trades: Gordon

Sure

22.
LAL Trades: Gasol (receive Lopez/6)
GS Trades: Jefferson/Biedrins/Thompson (receive Gasol)
NO Trades: Lopez/#6 (receive Jefferson/Biedrins/Thompson)

I'd rather the previous Golden State idea

23.
OKC Trades: Lamb/Sefolosha/Perkinks/pick 12
NO Trades: Gordon

I like that

24.
POR Trades: Batum/10
NO Trades: Gordon/6

Pass

25.
SAC Trades: Salmons/Cousins/7
NO Trades: Gordon/6

Interesting

26.
SAN Trades: Leonard
NO Trades: Gordon/6

Take 6 off and throw in another player and I'm on board

27.
UTA Trades: Burk/Hayward/14/21
NO Trades: Gordon/6

Nah

28.
MIA Trades: D.Wade (Receive CP3)
LAC Trades: CP3(S/T)/Bledsoe (Receive Gordon/M.Teague/#6/#20
CHI Trades: Deng/Hinrich/Teague/20 (Receive Wade/Thomas)
NO Trades: Gordon/Thomas/6 (Receive Deng/Bledsoe/Hinrich)
Don't see a real benefit here

5, 12, and 17 are definitely my favorites. Good work though!

[jgman]

no, no, no, maybe, yes, no, ?, nah, possibly, I'd go for it, no, meh, nope, I'd consider it, another meh, sure, hmm maybe, nope, yup, no, yea, no, yes, intriguing, also intriguing, if we gave up less yea, no, um sure

that was exhausting

[Emilio]

I'd do the okc one if they add a 2nd round pick. We can amnesty Perkins, right?

Denver and Portland are also tempting.

[All Metro]

oh boy..

[AUSSIE_PELICAN]

I'd do the okc one if they add a 2nd round pick. We can amnesty Perkins, right?

Denver and Portland are also tempting.

Can't amnesty a player that wasn't on your list prior to 2011 or something like that.

[BallSoHard]

They had to be on the roster during the lockout.

[jcollins9]

#7 works for me...

[NMThreeMVP]

I've got 135 more brilliant trade ideas... just waiting until the next national holiday to post them all at once!