Howdy Everyone,

Feel free to poke me about something possibly being broken during the PHP security update(s) I did today.
I understand the site crashed several hours ago due to an undisclosed dependency which obviously has been rectified (otherwise you would not be reading this message)!

I apologize for the dust and issues but security comes before reliability whenever I touch this server. (This is not a warranty statement but something I try to adhere to!)
I will burn it all down before I allow someone to compromise the site and affect you personally.

EOL.