Are they getting natural spring water such as Mountain Valley? Maybe they're not getting enough fruit, vegetables, and greens? After all their home is a place that's known for something called GUMBO.
Cousins is lacking some kind of nutrients with his temper. Is it magnesium? Something with his adrenal glands?
Instead of just rehabbing the usual way, the injured players should be water fasting to speed up the healing and maybe be better than ever. Maybe Asik goes back to his play with the Bulls. Maybe Rondo becomes an All-Star again.