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Thread: 04-05 $hit Talk thread- Playoff Edition

  1. 03-22-2013, 11:26 AM #1
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    04-05 $hit Talk thread- Playoff Edition

    I'll start it off.
    Also, this is all in fun guys.

    A soliloquy to the Nuggets:



    Nuggets. How I adore the run you've made this season. It's one only a few could have expected to take you here. You were new and did not know what you were getting yourself into, but you kept plodding along day by day, week by week. Then it happened, one day you were clucking around and eating corn meal, the next you were dead. Then somehow, you've taken a higher form of existence. People plucked you, gutted you and cleaned you. Later they breaded you and shipped you off to stay in a nice deep freeze for months (the season). Until one day, they took you out of the deep freeze and threw you into boiling grease (playing me). You have served your purpose and you time on this world little Chicken Nugget, and you will soon be flushed along with some toilet tissue down my toilet.


    I know i'll probably end up getting eliminated as a 2 seed again, so i thought i'd get this in.

    "I don't know if people know — I dislocated my pinkie finger. And [Tyreke] told me, 'You wanna go home or you wanna be here?' I want to be here. And he said, 'All right, then go tape it up and let's play. Let's go. We not stoppin' at no stores. Straight gas. That's what we do, just keep going.'"

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    I honestly didnt read anything past the picture of the chicken nuggets... mainly cuz I couldn't stop laughing


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    That is all.
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    De-Troit Wiffle-Ball!
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    Quote Originally Posted by IamQuailman View Post
    I honestly didnt read anything past the picture of the chicken nuggets... mainly cuz I couldn't stop laughing
    I just got crazy looks on account of my choking from stifling laughter in a mostly silent computer lab on campus
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    Now I have to bash the build-a-bears in 2 threads?

    Damn...
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    Quote Originally Posted by LoCo89 View Post
    I just got crazy looks on account of my choking from stifling laughter in a mostly silent computer lab on campus
    Hahahaha
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    Celtics are gunna NO SHOW during this series... mainly because of....

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoCo89 View Post
    I just got crazy looks on account of my choking from stifling laughter in a mostly silent computer lab on campus
    Which is exactly what your team will do in the playoffs.... choke.
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    Nuggets GM gonna bring his posse of all his dipping sauces to jump me after he reads this. He's got Ranch who's got a mean right, BBQ the southpaw, and DONT FORGET HONEYMUSTARD. But who could forget honey moth ****ing Mustard?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inner_GI View Post
    Which is exactly what your team will do in the playoffs.... choke.
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    04-05 $hit Talk thread- Playoff Edition

    Quote Originally Posted by Soundwave View Post
    De-Troit Wiffle-Ball!
    We're going there, huh Soundwave? Ok, I'm game.

    I was trying to get creative here, but then I saw Andre Miller's contract and realized you did the work for me. Good to know you are not a threat for at least the next six seasons.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Inner_GI View Post
    Which is exactly what your team will do in the playoffs.... choke.
    LMAO I need this sim to happen like now
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    Reading some of these initial posts...

    Wasn't sure about the thread... but...

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrayWithAnA View Post
    We're going there, huh Soundwave? Ok, I'm game.

    I was trying to get creative here, but then I saw Andre Miller's contract and realized you did the work for me. Good to know you are not a threat for at least the next six seasons.
    That's wrong....
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    04-05 $hit Talk thread- Playoff Edition

    This thread is gonna make me have to upgrade my app. Soundwave, since you like handing out money, think you can lend me 4 bucks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IamQuailman View Post
    Reading some of these initial posts...

    Wasn't sure about the thread... but...

    you're welcome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LoCo89 View Post
    LMAO I need this sim to happen like now
    Be careful what you wish for....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inner_GI View Post
    Are those testicles?
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    Quote Originally Posted by IamQuailman View Post
    Are those testicles?
    if you want them to be...

    there you go... more the merrier right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inner_GI View Post
    if you want them to be...
    They could be Nuggets
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    04-05 $hit Talk thread- Playoff Edition

    Over/Under 25 posts before the entire thread gets banned
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    Quote Originally Posted by TrayWithAnA View Post
    Over/Under 25 posts before the entire thread gets banned
    The only thing getting banned is your sorry excuse for a team...
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    Quote Originally Posted by IamQuailman View Post
    or...

    **** YOU!!!

    I hate this god damn commercial...

    DAMN YOU MCDONALDS AND YOUR CATCHY *** COMMERCIAL FISH SONG!!!!
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