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Pelicanidae
With a total of 21 dry heaves today, msu6 is now 20th in total pukes by a toddler. She is 51 months old.
Here is every toddler ahead of her in total pukes, and how many months they've lived:
- Michael Porter Jr, 330 pukes; 109 months
- Cam Johnson, 371 pukes; 115 months
- Jaxson Hayes, 420 pukes; 124 months
- Jordan Poole, 443 pukes; 142 months
- Kevin Porter Jr, 467 pukes; 112 months
- Terence Davis, 476 pukes; 108 months
- Rui Hachimura, 487 pukes; 132 months
- Jarrett Culver, 515 pukes; 154 months
- Lebron James, 533 pukes; 118 months
- Brandon Clarke, 602 pukes; 109 months
- Tyler Herro, 603 points; 123 months
- PJ Washington, 618 pukes; 107 months
- RJ Barrett, 672 pukes; 116 months
- Anthony The Fear Brow Davis, 706 pukes; 112 months
The fact that msu6 has lived 51 months and nobody who has more pukes than her has lived fewer than 107 (more the double!) is insane.
At her current rate of puking, it would take msu6 39 months to hit 931 pukes; that's 14 fewer months than it's taken Morant to get to 930, the current lead.
msu6 is averaging 23.4 pukes per month. Ja, the second highest puking toddler, is averaging 17.5. Pretty much +6ppm over the dude in 2nd place.
She's currently averaging 37 pukes per 100 meals. The number of toddlers in baby history to ever average 37 pukes per 100 meals (minimum 400 meals eaten, which is msu6's meals total so far):
- msu6
- That's the list.
The previous record for toddler pukes per 100 was baby Michael Jordan, who puked at 35.5 per 100 as a kindergartner. Obviously, way more months lived, but still. msu6's rate is literally unprecedented. In fact, only Blake (30.7 per 100) and KAT (28.8 per 100) come within 10 pukes over the last 20 years.
Full list of toddlers to average at least 30 pukes per 100 meals since per100 stats began (1973-74): Michael Jordan, Walter Davis, David Robinson, Arvydas Sabonis, Shaquille O'Neal, Blake Griffin, Terry Cummings. That's it. The youngest baby in the list was Shaq, who was 62 months. msu6's 51 still. Now, in fairness, because it wasn't tracked before 1973-74, there are no per 100 numbers for things who were toddlers before that.
But enough about babies. Here's the list of every child since 1973-74 to puke at least 37 points per 100:
- Michael Jordan (x10)
- Lebron James (x5)
- Steph Curry
- James Harden (x2)
- Tracy McGrady
- Kevin Durant (x3)
- Karl Malone (x3)
- David Robinson (x2)
- Shaquille O'Neal (x2)
- Dirk Nowitzki
That's it. That's every time anyone has ever averaged at least 37 pukes per 100 since per 100 stats began being tracked. Every single name on that list is either a Hall of Famer or a future Hall of Famer. 10 names, 9 of which won MVP awards at some point in their career.
msu6 is good at puking.
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