Keep Brandon Ingram Out The Rest of The Season

[Mcm315]

We should be extra cautious and keep Brandon Ingram out the rest of the year. He needs to use this time to cut down about 15-20 lbs. because his body cannot handle the torque and pressure that he produces. It would be negligent of us to run him out there at his current weight and risk ruining his career. I can't think of any other explanation on why a 22 year old would have knee problems this early in his career except for the fact that he is carrying around excessive mass that his body is incapable of supporting. /s

Go Pels!

[HartOfaPelican]

I see what you did there.

[Snarly]

The way the staff is handling Ingram tells me how valuable he is to the future of the team. Ingram and Zion are the building blocks.

[SeapeaNOLA]

You almost had me for a second. Well played.

[PELICANSFAN]

Fingers crossed-

https://www.cbssports.com/fantasy/ba...autionary-mri/

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More E’t. Moore!

[luckyman]

Obviously Lonzo needs to lose 20-30 lbs with his groin and ankle problems.

But we'll make him play through it screw that guy nobody cares.

[P_B_&_G]

Ingram (knee) didn't practice Tuesday but will be considered day-to-day moving forward after his MRI came back clean, Scott Kushner of The New Orleans Advocate reports.

[luckyman]

I guess this thread is a safe haven for the utter stupidity in the other one. Had to see myself outta that one REAL quick.

[Fedupfan]

This could work. Put BI on a diet and he may become invisible to the eye. That would be a clear advantage.

[Pelicanidae]

What is he, like 190? Yeah, Ingram's gotta get down to at least 160 before I feel comfortable playing him. Don't wanna put too much pressure on his knees.

[Teal Lantern]

This could work. Put BI on a diet and he may become invisible to the eye. That would be a clear advantage.

Well done, good sir.

[carpo]

What is he, like 190? Yeah, Ingram's gotta get down to at least 160 before I feel comfortable playing him. Don't wanna put too much pressure on his knees.

You think Ingram needs to lose weight???? You're crazy, Jaxson Hayes is the guys who needs to lose 30 lbs

[Pelicanidae]

You think Ingram needs to lose weight???? You're crazy, Jaxson Hayes is the guys who needs to lose 30 lbs

Nobody on this team should be over 150lbs.

[Mcm315]

This thread has gone exactly as I intended. Well played guys.

[Eman5805]

Speaking of Zion. I say make him even heavier. More dense. Eventually he'll gain the mass of a neutron star. Did you know those spin at a huge percentage of the speed of light? Imagine soemthing like that driving to the hoop.

Zion the Neutron Star would DESTROY the rim. And much of the planet.

[Pelicanidae]

Speaking of Zion. I say make him even heavier. More dense. Eventually he'll gain the mass of a neutron star. Did you know those spin at a huge percentage of the speed of light? Imagine soemthing like that driving to the hoop.

Zion the Neutron Star would DESTROY the rim. And much of the planet.

Makes perfect sense.

What we need to do is surgically remove weight from Ingram, Hayes, Lonzo, NAW, Jrue, Kenrich, Okafor, Favors, and Redick, and then transplant that weight into Zion.

If each of them could spare 20lbs, then we could add another 180lbs to Zion's frame by the end of the month. At 460lbs, he'd be unstoppable.