The JNR: We have a bad reputation when it comes to this league. We’ve never made the playoffs. We make bad trades. We run off good players. Needless to say, we’ve earned that bad reputation.
Starting today, though, we’re going to earn our bad reputation in another way.
MIAMI HEAT: BAD BOYS OF THE NBA SIM LEAGUE
The JNR: TJ Ford…a bad man in a small package. TJ has improved every year in the league, but he hasn’t gotten credit for his good numbers. He’s got a chip on his shoulder, and he’s going to let everyone know about it.
Andrew Bynum…only his second year in the NBA, but he’s already accrued a reputation of hard fouls and big numbers. Robbed of the Rookie of the Year by some government project in Seattle, he is going to show the world that Miami was right to kick Tyson Chandler to the curb. And those rumors of underage drinking? Who knows if they’re true?
Our newest addition, NBA Champion and premier bad boy Allen Iverson. He’s got a new city to run, and he plans on bringing his championship credentials and his toughness to South Beach.
And lastly…
Stromile Swift: GUESS WHO’S OUT OF REHAB *****ES?
The JNR: Together, we are the toughest collection of sonsa*****es in this league, and we will not back down. Will we make the playoffs? Who knows? But we’re going to make every team hurt. We’re going to make them work for the win. We’re going to make coaches look at our name on the calendar and gulp.
Miami Heat, 2006-2007. Let’s do this.
Any questions?