N/P Paul Pierce Expects to be traded or released

https://twitter.com/mysportslegion/s...31293326270465

The writing is on the wall here. Garnett maybe gone too. I'm sure someone on this forum is going to want Pierce and Garnett on the Pelicans team. LOL.

Well, time to start anew with Rondo, Green,and Bradley as your core.

New thread in 3....2....1....

Coming this fall to a theatre near you: "Not Another Thread Movie" starring Hornetsguru and The Pelicansreport board members. Watch as these board members try to dissuade the evil thread wizard Guru from conjuring a thread bent on world domination... There will be laughs, tears, and most importlantly blatant holes in the plot point. Can they stop Guru before its too late? "Not Another Thread Movie" rated R for totally retarded.

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Originally Posted by JJackisangry

Coming this fall to a theatre near you: "Not Another Thread Movie" starring Hornetsguru and The Pelicansreport board members. Watch as these board members try to dissuade the evil thread wizard Guru from conjuring a thread bent on world domination... There will be laughs, tears, and most importlantly blatant holes in the plot point. Can they stop Guru before its too late? "Not Another Thread Movie" rated R for totally retarded.

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:biglol:

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Originally Posted by Official

Well, time to start anew with Rondo, Green,and Bradley as your core.

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That's still a very terrible core. They're going to need to blow it up and enter the Wiggins/Parker sweepstakes.

I hope not. When a player means so much to a franchise, he should be able to retire there.

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Originally Posted by JJackisangry

Coming this fall to a theatre near you: "Not Another Thread Movie" starring Hornetsguru and The Pelicansreport board members. Watch as these board members try to dissuade the evil thread wizard Guru from conjuring a thread bent on world domination... There will be laughs, tears, and most importlantly blatant holes in the plot point. Can they stop Guru before its too late? "Not Another Thread Movie" rated R for totally retarded.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OVBrsAbRHY

Lulz, I'm bored.

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Originally Posted by Eman5805

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OVBrsAbRHY

Lulz, I'm bored.

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Lmao its so much funnier with an actual movie trailer voice. Was that yours?

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Originally Posted by JJackisangry

Coming this fall to a theatre near you: "Not Another Thread Movie" starring Hornetsguru and The Pelicansreport board members. Watch as these board members try to dissuade the evil thread wizard Guru from conjuring a thread bent on world domination... There will be laughs, tears, and most importlantly blatant holes in the plot point. Can they stop Guru before its too late? "Not Another Thread Movie" rated R for totally retarded.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OVBrsAbRHY

Lulz, I'm bored.

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:hihi: holy hell you guys are killing me.

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Originally Posted by JJackisangry

Lmao its so much funnier with an actual movie trailer voice. Was that yours?

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Either that or I have Don LaFontaine locked up in my creepy basement.


But, yeah. That's me.

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Originally Posted by Eman5805

Either that or I have Don LaFontaine locked up in my creepy basement.


But, yeah. That's me.

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Haha your voice is ****ing awsome. Ive been told i have a movie trailer voice, but i never put it to good use like you. Well done good sir.

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Originally Posted by Eman5805

Either that or I have Don LaFontaine locked up in my creepy basement.


But, yeah. That's me.

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Very good work.

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Originally Posted by JJackisangry

Coming this fall to a theatre near you: "Not Another Thread Movie" starring Hornetsguru and The Pelicansreport board members. Watch as these board members try to dissuade the evil thread wizard Guru from conjuring a thread bent on world domination... There will be laughs, tears, and most importlantly blatant holes in the plot point. Can they stop Guru before its too late? "Not Another Thread Movie" rated R for totally retarded.

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Amazing!:hihi:

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Originally Posted by Eman5805

Either that or I have Don LaFontaine locked up in my creepy basement.


But, yeah. That's me.

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NEXT ON DRAGONBALL Z.. FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIZA

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OVBrsAbRHY

Lulz, I'm bored.

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holy **** this is the greatest post ever on pelicans report.. the last part killed me

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Originally Posted by IamQuailman

NEXT ON DRAGONBALL Z.. FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIZA

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exactly what i was thinking

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Originally Posted by Eman5805

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OVBrsAbRHY

Lulz, I'm bored.

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http://www.tigerdroppings.com/Images/Icons/Iconbow.gif

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Originally Posted by PowerPel

The writing is on the wall here. Garnett maybe gone too. I'm sure someone on this forum is going to want Pierce and Garnett on the Pelicans team. LOL.

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Garnett will provide veteran leadership for AD and Truth will start at SF and play SBPF (small-ball power forward). With this lineup the Pelicans will be competing next year!

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Originally Posted by Eman5805

Either that or I have Don LaFontaine locked up in my creepy basement.


But, yeah. That's me.

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Hell and I always thought you would sound like Dave Chappelle

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Coming this fall to a theatre near you: "Not Another Thread Movie" starring Hornetsguru and The Pelicansreport board members. Watch as these board members try to dissuade the evil thread wizard Guru from conjuring a thread bent on world domination... There will be laughs, tears, and most importlantly blatant holes in the plot point. Can they stop Guru before its too late? "Not Another Thread Movie" rated R for totally retarded.

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Originally Posted by Eman5805

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OVBrsAbRHY

Lulz, I'm bored.

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Epic...Now the balance of the universe is back in order. Two awesome posts.

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Originally Posted by PowerPel

The writing is on the wall here. Garnett maybe gone too. I'm sure someone on this forum is going to want Pierce and Garnett on the Pelicans team. LOL.

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Makes zero sense and will never happen. But man it would be cool to have one of them on the team.

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Hell and I always thought you would sound like Dave Chappelle

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Every time I read once of Eman's posts I hear the Samuel Adam's voice.

Well for what it's worth, I had a dream a few years ago, the year the Celtics won it all I think, that I read in the paper that Paul Pierce had been traded to us. But I specifically remember that it said Hornets and not Pelicans in the headline in the dream.

Poor Guru, not even here to defend himself. Lol