Now you've done it - you bunch of inbred, Creole miscreants. You've succeeded in getting my dander up.You couldn't just leave it as a matter of civic pride, could you? No, you had to make it personal.
As a fan, let me share with you a few facts about The Packman...
- He is a proven entity, and has already forgotten more about sales/marketing than any of you yahoos will ever know!
- From his underpowered radio station, his syndicated show commands the number one audience in his target demographic.
- As an exemplary host, he has developed an extremely loyal following.
- Although largely spontaneous and caller-driven, his five-hour slot remains consistently entertaining.
- More important than impressing you or me, Mark has garnered the respect of his media peers.
- The biggest names in the world of sports clamor to appear on "PrimeTime"!
...The fact of the matter is: you're all just jealous. Admit it. You'd gladly give your left etouffe to be in Packman's shoes.You all make me sick.