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    USA Today: Pelicans have #1 & 2 Creepiest Mascots

    http://ftw.usatoday.com/2016/10/spor...3fb62d842cded8

    2. New Orleans Pelicans’ Pierre (original design)



    1. New Orleans Pelicans’ King Cake Baby



    (Also, what is it with creepy mascots in New Orleans??)
    "The pelican is fearsome. Take a raven, for example: it's omnivorous. It eats bugs, and seeds, and fruit, and carrion. Compared to the well-rounded citizen that is the raven, the pelican is the serial killer of birds." - Barry Petchesky, Deadspin

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    A Soulful Sports Fan Contributor Eman5805's Avatar
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    I love it. Striking terror in the hearts and minds of all who dare enter our arena.

    For it is the Blender. Not of fruits. But of your VERY SANITY!

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    I love this about our team. I wish we had stuck with the original Pierre though.
    Quote Originally Posted by zakzak View Post
    that dumb Gentry killing Asik morale seriously man he is been good when you compare last season then suddenly he sits whole damn first half barely gets minutes what an idiot we need muscle wee need rebound he took of asik jones,ajinca they got no place on this team play Diallo at least he is decent.
    .......if healthy

    @Jabberwalker

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    I think we won a deadspin award as well.

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    Pierre isn't creepy at all to me. Lots of others in that list that should be higher.

    King cake baby is pure nitghtmade secretion.

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    Good positive energy.

    But also, yo mama's fat.

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    Original Pierre was absolutely horrifying for children. It's the open mouth ready to eat them.

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    The Franchise tthier2's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mythrol View Post
    Original Pierre was absolutely horrifying for children. It's the open mouth ready to eat them.
    Bro he was terrifying to adults
    I'm a grinder

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    The real reason for this team's lack of making any meaningful impact thus far with AD at the helm isn't because of bringing in the wrong players, the wrong coaches, injuries, or anything else of the sort. It's getting rid of the original Pierre.

    #notmypierre

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    I wish we still had original Pierre

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    The Franchise tthier2's Avatar
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    Y'all can't be serious about the original Pierre. I was at that pacers game when we unveiled him. That was a terrifying moment for many

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    RIP Murderbird.



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    Quote Originally Posted by tthier2 View Post
    Y'all can't be serious about the original Pierre. I was at that pacers game when we unveiled him. That was a terrifying moment for many
    The guy next to me at that games reaction was priceless. (in a very high pitched voice) "WHAT DUH?!?! DATS A CHICKEN!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhoDatPelican View Post
    RIP Murderbird.


    Oh man. I'm in my temperpedic bed and this had me giggling so hard it knocked my glass of wine over.

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    I really miss original Pierre and I kinda hope they will bring him back to life. For example it would be awesome to see him back for special occasion like Halloween games or Mardi gras period or use it as Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde thing.

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    We have competition now.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Champ View Post
    We have competition now.

    Those babycakes hats doe..... fire emoji

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    Remove the baby. Make it an old man with a powerful beared.

    Call them the King Cakes. BAM. Better name.

    Baby Cakes is what you call your pudgy two year old

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