I wanted to see if this works.
I will try to place all of my bashing in this thread, but there is a catch.
EVERYONE GETS BASHED.
I put the title in ALL CAPS so it's easy to find when you're mad.
Here goes.
Brow - Bites on all the pump fakes. Won't tweeze
Jimmer - A shooter that can't shoot or ride all the rides at Six Flags
Omer - Can't catch the ball or shoot FTs. Intentionally spells his name wrong. There should be an "H"
Tyreke - Has tunnelvision and plays too much iso. Why won't you DUNK?!
Jrue - Can't stay healthy. Doesn't play SF
Gordon - Won't play defense and can't drive to the basket. Heart remains in Phoenix despite his knee living in NOLA.
Ryno - Shoots that fadeaway jumper and won't defend. Too friendly, it's unnerving
Qpon - Doesn't have a neck. Won't let us double/triple Qpons
Babbitt - Looks too much like the lost Beatle
Ajinca - Won't eat. Has a neck tattoo, limiting employment options
Dante - Won't step 1 foot back to make 1 extra point when he shoots. Doesn't use enough turtle wax
Withey - Thinks he's a model now? He's gonna need a new career anyway
Norris - Isn't short enough for teammates to rest their drink on his hair
Douglas - You're late. Where have you been? What was so stinking important that you couldn't have been here earlier?!
Monty - Won't call timeouts when we're losing. Gets dressed in the dark.
Dell - Trades away all draft picks. Doesn't provide me with excellent technical support.
Caffeinedisastr - Makes stupid threads with no real meaning. Showers infrequently