I have mentioned my plan on this board once before and was called an evil villain, which I took as a compliment. I think it should be used every single time we play a Damian Lillard team and especially during the playoffs. Damian Lillard is afraid of historic statues. If our season is on the line we must, MUST have a mime or statute courtside. I am fine with forking over some of the cost to get a French quarter performer right next to the Blazer bench. Who will stand with me and help us get the edge???
Here is a quote from Lillard, himself: "I've always been scared of historic stuff like that. If I see statues of Jesus, Abraham Lincoln, Martin Luther King Jr. - all that stuff kind of gives me a funny feeling," Lillard said.
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"The last room was Barack Obama, Oprah Winfrey, Martin Luther King, Malcolm X, George Washington, Abraham Lincoln - all these big-time historic people, and it looked just like them. Same size," he said. "They had music playing in the room to set the mood, and it just threw me off."
"Ever since then, I'm done. Even at Lake Oswego (near Portland), I drive past the cemetery, and there's a statue of Jesus with his hands up. That even scared me. I don't mess with statues no more. It's the idea that they're from so far back, and so big in our history. Just to see something that looks so close to them, it's weird. It freaks me out."