MC: Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd like to present to you the Milwaukee Bucks GM Ian Quailmen.
GM: Good evening, everyone. It's a busy time in the NBA, and as you have heard and seen, we've been going to work throwing a few "bucks" around to build this team into a championship contender. It was great to make it back into the playoffs last season, only to leave early on. But we've maintained a young, hungry energetic core while bringing on board some veteran talent to solidify our front court. So without further ado, let me introduce 2 old (not pun intended!) faces and 1 new one:
Antonio "Protector" Davis
Shareef "Why Can't I Hold All These Balls" Abdur-Rahim
So I'm opening the floor to questions for each of our signees (new and returning) and myself. Don't be shy.