Follow this thread to see what's going on in Arizona! There will be at least two press conferences.
Somewhere In The Desert:
"I don't know when it's gonna happen, but it's gonna happen. Just like last season....and last season...and the season before that.....I try, y'know? The people of 'Zona deserve a winner, but it's so muthafuggin' hard......f*** Zo.....bitter @$$ muthafugga.....Joe Johnson told me that Zo told him that he could sign with anyone but the Suns, and if he did, he'd put a bounty out on his @$$.....f*** SJax.....how the hell wuz I supposed to know he'd turn out good......f*** Big Ben.....f*** Jamison too, the hell was I smoking when I traded that sucka?......hell, f*** Curry too........f*** the lottery. How was I supposed to know that pick'd turn out to be Dwight...........f*** Sheed. Flew his @$$ all the way from Toronto to Phoenix, an' he ain't do $#!* come the regular season. Then I manage to get Mash, and he ain't do $#!* either. All points and no wins, that's all dem muthafuggers are about. Least I gots me some assets thanks to Sheed. Yeah, I'm gon' turn dis place into asset city.....@$$ CITY, BEYOTCH! Oh wait............I'm drunk, ain't I........."
The bartender sighed and took his drink from Xist. "Yes. Yes you are."
"Oh........sorry.........."