I really want to join a gym/pool/tennis facility near my house. Unfortunately the nola lawn tennis club seems pretty exclusive, and you need to have members propose to the board that you join. As far as I know, I don't know anyone who is a member there.

Anyone happen to be a member/ have any interest in perhaps sponsoring me?

Or do you possibly know anyone?

I'm just a dude looking to put some roots in the ground in nola. It's harder than you'd think!