Great article about the true nature of THE PELICAN!
For those that have decided that a pelican is a horrible nickname for our pro basketball team bc it's a *****, non-threatening/intimidating animal, you obviously are talking out of your *** and haven't used one ounce of logic in coming to this conclusion. That'd be like saying Steve Nash could never have been a good basketball player bc he is skinny, Canadian, and white. Looks can be deceiving. This article describes Pelicans' true nature in comparison to other animals, nicknames, and birds in general better than anything I've read on any blog site or article on the Internet. Suck on this haters.