Originally Posted by
Kibner
"Carmello Anthony, you are now the face of the franchise named after underpants."
"Kobe Bryant, you are now a proud member of a team best represented by a moderately sized body of water."
"Deron Williams, welcome to the Nets! That thing that, you know, you throw the ball through. Why didn't we call ourselves the Hoops? That's just silly."
"Dwyane Wade, we hope that your shot will be just like our team name."
"Anthony Davis, it is time for you to gobble up the rest of the league like our namesake does to everything it sees."